do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I believe in your delicious
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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