last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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