i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
