Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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