You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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