No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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