I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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