butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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