I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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