Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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