I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i think i just lost a toe
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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