did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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