Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
one might say we're banned from that church
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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