I heard we made out
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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