so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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