Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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