How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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