Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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