the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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