Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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