You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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