we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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