i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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