Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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