No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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