Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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