Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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