Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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