I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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