I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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