I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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