You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Randomize
