Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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