is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
soo... how was my night?
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