I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I lost the right to judge tonight
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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