so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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