well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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