I think im going to throw up on grandma
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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