: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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