does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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