Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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