Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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