if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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