erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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