physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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