what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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