How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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