Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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