if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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