Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i drank out of a bidet.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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