She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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