it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dignity is for republicans.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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