Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You made out with two different species that night
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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