You really coming over, don't trick.
even my farts smell like vagina
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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