best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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