Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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