i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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